I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?

A very handsome man with a nice little round belly, looking for a great looking woman who doesn’t resemble a man at all, I’m seriously looking for a bit of a crazy woman, the one who can make me laugh very hard till I feel strange, a woman who is confident and very truthful. If you think that you don’t have such traits, then no need to contact me and waste my time, however if you see that you are the one I’m looking for, then please do yourself a favor and prepare to meet a real man who likes steak and a nice dirty joke between friends”